Wuppet

Once upon a dumb, slightly moist Monday, something horrible happened...
Wassie and Puppet were deep down in basement lab. They were trying to invent “liquid intelligence” using a suspicious “DO NOT” labeled USB drive, along with spicy sauce and a half-eaten pickle bought in Chinatown.
Wassie screamed, “WASSIE!”
Puppet nodded solemnly and whispered, “May God forgive us.”
Then — BOOM. The kind that makes your brain question existence.
When the smoke cleared… there was no Wassie. No Puppet. Only Wuppet.
A creature fueled by pickles and questionable science.
This is who you are trading against.